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As the years went by, my wife's jewelry collection grew larger. One piece for each mistake I'd made. Our secret to a lasting relationship. Add comment (0)
Written by @VeryShortStory
I answered the door naked, letting you into my messy house so you could see the real me. If you loved me now, you'd love me through anythingWritten by @VeryShortStory
The panel thought I could bring some flair to the position. They offered me the job, but it would be up to me remove my predecessor, Death.Written by @VeryShortStory
I filled the puppy with poison and took him to the nursing home. The terminally ill smiled and held him as he licked them to death.Written by @VeryShortStory
My publisher called, "Where are your stories about murder?" "I don't feel like murder. I'm in love." "Oh god...you used to love murder."Written by @VeryShortStory
For printing office newsletters and product brochures, visit www.expressprintingusa.comWritten by @VeryShortStory
I threatened to blow up the city if they didn't send me one billion dollars, but what I really wanted was for Shiela to love me.Written by @VeryShortStory
His love letter ignited her heart. They spent the day lost in each other, till school called, saying no one picked up the kids.Written by @VeryShortStory
Martha rolled up by me in the bread aisle. "Hey good looking, want to bump carts?" I ran, but the other cougars caught me in frozen foods.Written by @VeryShortStory
Brought home a talking mule to impress my family, but he was a smooth talker. He quickly turned them against me, taking my spot at the tableWritten by @VeryShortStory
He married her, saying how special she was. Then at her happiest moment, he touched her, turning her to stone, so her feeling would last.Written by @VeryShortStory
She stopped mid kiss. "I have a secret. Want to hear?" "Umm..Ok" "I really like you" "Thank God. I thought I was about to hear you're a man"Written by @VeryShortStory
The flowers and puppies brightened the place up, but when a man disappeared during the maypole dance, they fired the new female warden.Written by @VeryShortStory
Roses were Jen's favorite flowers. Mark used Jen's checkbook to buy a dozen red roses. He placed them next to her in the wet cement.Written by @VeryShortStory
Big Chris kissed the ball and heaved it down the lane, destroying the pins. Next, he'd be kissing his prize, Pretty Paul's girlfriend Amy.Written by @VeryShortStory
Alex bought Sharon a ring for Valentine's day, which she sold to buy the gun, that stopped him from loving her.Written by @VeryShortStory
Never had much luck with women. They never noticed me. Things changed. That day in the lab made all the difference. Seems invisible is sexy.Written by @VeryShortStory
### I got over 100 questions yesterday . Follow my personal account @sean_hill if you want notice of when I answer a question. ###Written by @VeryShortStory
The clock had belonged to my Grandfather, given to him by the King. Now, I was giving it to my son so he too could watch his life tick by.Page 7 of 36
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year
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