VERY-SHORT-STORY.COM

VERY SHORT STORIES FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT



Ads on: Special HTML

Written by @VeryShortStory

@mamaplug Aww... Thanks :)

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

The tornado dropped you into my swimming pool. I applied the maritime salvage law and claimed you, much to the disapointmemt of your husband

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

They celebrated Earth Day each year, remembering the planet their parents spoke of, from a time before the evacuations to space.

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

I planted the pretty flowers in memory of you, but they were ruined when your hand clawed up through the dirt.

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

I resent Anger Management class. I don't have a problem. I wasn't angry when I pushed you out in front of the bus. I just don't like you.

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

I slipped the ring onto your finger and you transformed into a replica of me. You went to my day job as a doctor and I stayed home to write.

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

Looking back on it now, maybe I made a mistake. Seemed right at the time, trading the Devil my soul...for a pre-release iPad.

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

At the singles bar, I transformed into a unicorn to impress the women, but neglected to consider the inadequate size of my horn.

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

I wanted to tell you how I felt but the words got stuck in my throat. I'd have to wait to speak to you when your tiny ship exited my body.

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

"I Love you." "I don't believe you. It doesn't sound like you mean it." "I LOVE you." "That's better." "OK, then put the knife down".

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

My enthusiasm outweighed sensibility when, at the end of the ceremony, I removed my heart and offered it to my bride.

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

I went to see Marie off on her voyage. She never even knew I was there, clinging to the outside of the rocket when it launched.

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

"So, Mr. Stevens, are you ready to tell us what we want to know?" "Never!" "Very well, we have ways of making you talk. Send in the clowns!"

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

The parrot did me in when it said "Yes, Kate, right there!" in front of my wife, Ellie.

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

As I boarded the truck, I realized their elaborate plan. I was bred for this moment. My life's purpose was to become someone's hamburger.

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

Paul crunched all of the bags of potato chips on the store shelves. If he couldn't eat them on his diet, neither would anyone else.

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

I locked the bedroom door but Monday slipped in through the keyhole and dragged me from the bed. Where is my friend Friday when I need him?

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

4am. You are asleep. I am awake. I am eating your Easter candy. In the morning, I will pretend we have been robbed.

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

The garden gnomes waited for night then entered the house, posing the humans in funny ways, calling them "cute", before returning outside.

 

Written by @VeryShortStory

Lovemaking with the mime was awkward. From what I could tell, she wanted me to pleasure her by riding a bicycle or hiding behind a wall.

 

Page 5 of 36

agreed  allen  asleep  away  axel  ball  batman  beautiful  best  better  bikini  bite  boss  bride  bring  broken  bullet  burger  butterfly  carla  chocolate  chris  cleaned  climbing  coming  cougars  coughing  covered  crumpled  dana  date  dating  david  derek  diane  dirigible  doesn  door  dropped  eagerly  earl  easily  ernie  father  favorite  feel  feelings  felt  filled  fired  firetruck  fooled  friends  glad  grill  hands  happy  harris  hashtags  heared  heel  help  henway  high  hold  hoping  huddled  hurt  jack  jane  jasper  john  just  katherine  kent  kicked  kids  killing  knew  knight  know  laramy  laying  leapt  life  lipstick  little  long  looked  looking  love  meet  momentary  mona  money  mother  moved  music  nana  nancy  need  needed  needle  night  nina  note  novel  octopus  opened  paddled  paul  paula  penguin  perfect  periapt  pharmacy  phil  phillip  played  pool  primal  proud  radio  realize  record  removed  replied  rocked  rode  roger  rule  running  ryan  safe  scream  sean  serenity  shared  sheila  sitting  sleeping  slip  soft  softly  somethings  soon  soul  spaghetti  sped  sprite  stacey  stallion  stan  stared  started  steven  stop  stories  strawberries  sunglasses  susan  table  tacos  tell  thing  things  thought  threw  throw  thunderstorm  till  time  told  trade  tried  trying  turned  visit  wait  walked  want  wanted  wanting  warning  wasn  watched  whizzed  wish  woke  wondered  wore  work  working  world  worms  worth  write  year  years  yelled