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@mamaplug Aww... Thanks :)

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The tornado dropped you into my swimming pool. I applied the maritime salvage law and claimed you, much to the disapointmemt of your husband

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They celebrated Earth Day each year, remembering the planet their parents spoke of, from a time before the evacuations to space.

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I planted the pretty flowers in memory of you, but they were ruined when your hand clawed up through the dirt.

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I resent Anger Management class. I don't have a problem. I wasn't angry when I pushed you out in front of the bus. I just don't like you.

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I slipped the ring onto your finger and you transformed into a replica of me. You went to my day job as a doctor and I stayed home to write.

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Looking back on it now, maybe I made a mistake. Seemed right at the time, trading the Devil my soul...for a pre-release iPad.

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At the singles bar, I transformed into a unicorn to impress the women, but neglected to consider the inadequate size of my horn.

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I wanted to tell you how I felt but the words got stuck in my throat. I'd have to wait to speak to you when your tiny ship exited my body.

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"I Love you." "I don't believe you. It doesn't sound like you mean it." "I LOVE you." "That's better." "OK, then put the knife down".

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My enthusiasm outweighed sensibility when, at the end of the ceremony, I removed my heart and offered it to my bride.

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I went to see Marie off on her voyage. She never even knew I was there, clinging to the outside of the rocket when it launched.

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"So, Mr. Stevens, are you ready to tell us what we want to know?" "Never!" "Very well, we have ways of making you talk. Send in the clowns!"

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The parrot did me in when it said "Yes, Kate, right there!" in front of my wife, Ellie.

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As I boarded the truck, I realized their elaborate plan. I was bred for this moment. My life's purpose was to become someone's hamburger.

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Paul crunched all of the bags of potato chips on the store shelves. If he couldn't eat them on his diet, neither would anyone else.

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I locked the bedroom door but Monday slipped in through the keyhole and dragged me from the bed. Where is my friend Friday when I need him?

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4am. You are asleep. I am awake. I am eating your Easter candy. In the morning, I will pretend we have been robbed.

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The garden gnomes waited for night then entered the house, posing the humans in funny ways, calling them "cute", before returning outside.

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Lovemaking with the mime was awkward. From what I could tell, she wanted me to pleasure her by riding a bicycle or hiding behind a wall.

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