Written by @VeryShortStory
I tried again with the same results. Disappointed, I dismantled the time machine I'd built. It was useless. It only traveled to Mondays.Written by @VeryShortStory
"I need commitment" said Amy. Mark ripped off his shirt and wrote "Amy's" on his chest in permanent marker. Now, she felt safe to love him.Written by @VeryShortStory
After our wedding, Amy and I discovered we were cousins. Our lazy parents had not searched far for our arranged marriage partners.Written by @VeryShortStory
For selfish reasons, I lied to you. I said the heart attack didn't kill you. I was terrified at the thought of your spirit leaving me alone.Written by @VeryShortStory
4am. You are awake. I am awake. Both of us breathing hard in our oasis of time before the kids wake up.Written by @VeryShortStory
Written by @VeryShortStory
I hit bottom when the circus fired me for drinking too much. Alone and miserable, I went where unwanted clowns go, the rodeo.Written by @VeryShortStory
Written by @VeryShortStory
Written by @VeryShortStory
Written by @VeryShortStory
Written by @VeryShortStory
My heart leapt when I saw the star tattoo on your face matching mine. I'd found you, my pre-arranged marriage partner chosen by the state.Written by @VeryShortStory
The sweet sound of your voice coaxed me out of my crypt. I never was able to say "no" to you.Written by @VeryShortStory
By now you've realized your brakes don't work. I'm sorry. I'm not very good at goodbyes and thought this be easier for both of us.Written by @VeryShortStory
After listening to his problems, I felt some sympathy for the Devil, but I still billed him for the therapy session.Written by @VeryShortStory
The comforting sound of a scream in the kitchen followed by the noise of the blender, let me know I'd soon be fed. No one cooks like Mother.Written by @VeryShortStory
I enjoy my walks at twilight. It's my favorite time of day. The moments between light and dark, good and evil, boredom and victim.Written by @VeryShortStory
Standing in front of you, I protected you from the gunman, but as the bullet approached, I saw it had your name on it, and stepped aside.Written by @VeryShortStory
I jumped out of the airplane trying to catch you. On the way down, I realized if you wanted to get away that bad, I should just let you go.Written by @VeryShortStory
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