Written by @VeryShortStory
Marsha removed the corkscrew from Dan. It was wrong to hurt others but he got what he deserved. He should not have called her fat.Written by @VeryShortStory
Karen wears the pants in the family. Larry does what he is told. First he got the vasectomy he didn't want. Now it was the lobotomy.Written by @VeryShortStory
I could tell by her fur she wasn't from around here. We chit chatted. I put on the moves. We went to my place. In Spring, we had cubs.Written by @VeryShortStory
Wendel showered & took a Viagra. He lit the candles & turned back the sheets. Marge had cancelled but he could still have a good time.Written by @VeryShortStory
"Tanner, let go of the desk." said his teacher. "No, I won't go!" "it will be ok, everyone has to face their future after graduation."Written by @VeryShortStory
Knight fought Dragon, to win Princess's love. A mighty battle. The taste of victory! Princess lived happily ever after with Dragon.Written by @VeryShortStory
Gus demands alone time. He is adamant about this in his eharmony profile. Women make sure to give him plenty of time alone.Written by @VeryShortStory
"Order up, Wolverine." He spent his time waiting tables now, feeling bitter how fast his life had gone downhill. He blamed Star Trek.Written by @VeryShortStory
The fan blew out the smoke. There was Barb, empty packs all around. Most smokers kill themselves slowly, she had done it all at once.Written by @VeryShortStory
Ted eased the boat out of the slip. Betty was impressed. She hoped he maneuvered that well in bed, but even of he didn't, he had a boatWritten by @VeryShortStory
Kim always trades up. She cast aside cars, jobs & boyfriends. When she sees something better, she drops what she has. Just like her DadWritten by @VeryShortStory
Ty softly tossed a pebble at Wendy's window. In return, a large rock hit him squarely in the head. He would take that as a ‘no'.Written by @VeryShortStory
Tim & the rocket lifted off, leaving Earth behind to pick up his mail order bride. He paid extra to ensure their bodies were compatibleWritten by @VeryShortStory
"Do you ever wish you had married someone else?" asked Gina. Albert's brain went into overdrive seeking the correct answer. "No?"Written by @VeryShortStory
"You want to hold hands?" said Bill. "Umm.......Ok." said Ken. They both needed a little comfort. It had been a tough staff meeting.Written by @VeryShortStory
Axel & Sean agreed it was for the best. They had to stop the pain. On 3 they shot each other. Friends don't let friends use Windows.Written by @VeryShortStory
The bullet whizzed by Erica's ear. Didn't he realize it wasn't her fault? He made the money. She was just the tax accountant.Written by @VeryShortStory
Rex was out of time. He had finished his last meal. Now he would take the long walk. Waiting for him at the end, would be his bride.Written by @VeryShortStory
Ernie stared at the pile of papers on his desk. What to keep? What to throw away? Why did the teacher let his kid make so much art?Written by @VeryShortStory
Momentary serenity. Sitting on the bottom of the pool, a brief vacation from the world. Soon, they will find me. My kids always do.Page 29 of 36